Top 5 ways Paris Hilton could get out of her jail time

May 7th, 2007 • funny

So my girlfriend and I were talking about Paris Hilton’s recent conviction for “blatant disregard” of her probation. And really, I think the whole situation is hi-larious and the judge is really sticking it to her — no, this is not meant as a double entendre. But we decided to come up with a list of 5 ways she could easily manage to skirt her jail time altogether:

Short, concise list but hey, we’re talking about a hotel heiress here, who needs to be complicated? My vote is definitely for #1 as I could actually see her mom wanting to pull such a stunt.

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