Incessant Expressions

Dear Morgan Webb,
We in the tech community are glad you have a new video blog, it’s a good way to separate yourself from the atrocity of G4TV. However, there’s a problem with your show: you’re entirely too over-the-top. Calling Michelle Madigan perky is the kettle calling the pot black. Go ahead and take a look at your show yourself, we’ll wait. Your delivery is entirely too fast and your forced emotion shows through a thin veneer. We understand you have a lot of news to regurgitate to us that we all read the day before but seriously, slow down and take a breather.

Maybe you’d be able to recite your entire script more slowly if there weren’t interstitial ads tacked in the middle of your vocal blitzkrieg. We understand that 5 minutes isn’t long for a show with a lot of stories to cover but take a hint from the guys at Twatech Radio. Take it slowly and sound like you at least care about what you’re talking about because right now, it’s obvious you’re speed reading the script. Or maybe drop some of the forced facial expressions, they’re not doing anything for you anyway. The show isn’t very long but there’s enough fluff in it that could be dropped in order to make the show more enjoyable and not sound like it’s voiced by a meth addict. Remember, it’s the Internet not the Indy 500.

Lovingly,
The Tech Community

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