I just checked my Performancing incoming links from yesterday and noticed a search from West Palm and one from Boca. One was related to “what is the human concestor” (concestor to…what? The Flying Spaghetti Monster?) and the other “cladogram of horse to human evolution”. Clearly, two people who haven’t paid an iota of attention in class. One wanted to know the human concestor…of something — it’s Jesus and/or God and/or Magma as confirmed by both Sam and Rob, discussed while talking about the merits of ID junk science — and the other thinks we evolved from horses. That’s why Equus Unicorn went extinct, it turned into Homo sapiens retardensis! While I can’t pick out who these people are in class, I can take my guess on the second one.
On another note, Firefox’s built-in spell check doesn’t recognize the word “sapiens”. How long has this word been a normative descriptor in the English language, since Linneaus?
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