I’m innocent, I tells ya!

August 5th, 2008 • idiocy

Does anyone else find it, in the least bit, fishy as hell that Mary-Kate Olsen is requesting immunity from the DEA’s prosecution in discussions regarding Heath Ledger’s death? The reports state she’s told the investigators “everything” she knows. If that were even slightly true, why would she be so adamant about getting immunity for being innocent and forthcoming? Dead men tell no tales but innocent people don’t request immunity for being innocent either.

The gossip blogs have to be loving all of this. It’s like a goldmine of avenue-generating speculation for them.